A joke I found online........

Jewish Lady A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said: "Sorry, no room. The hotel is full." The Jewish lady said: "But your sign says that you have vacancies." The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly: "You know that we do not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town..." Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeably and said: "I’ll have you know I converted to your religion." The desk clerk said: "Oh, yeah, let me give you a little test. How was Jesus born?" Mrs. Rosenberg replied: "He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little town called Bethlehem." "Very good," replied the hotel clerk: "Tell me more." Mrs. Rosenberg replied: "He was born in a manger." "That’s right," said the hotel clerk. "And why was he born in a manger?" Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly, "Because a jerk like you in the hotel wouldn’t give a Jewish lady a room for the night!"