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Sunday, 20 March 2011

Sweet Mandarin

Sweet Mandarin (see below) was brilliant! They have the F Word Award for being the "Best Chinese Resturant In The UK", and they really deserve it! The food was fab, and the chefs were lovely. So visit Sweet Mandarin!!

Thursday, 10 March 2011

China links trip

On Tuesday I am going on a trip because of my chinese penpal at school. We are going to Sweet Mandarin in China Town. We are making and eating traditional Chinese meals, but we have to bring a packed lunch because , and I quote, "Our cooking skills may not be up to much" Jackie Murray.

Friday, 25 February 2011

Hello, people of earth! I, Nooka, would like to tell you how BRILLIANT Karting 2000 in Gorton is! If you go on cart no. 12, you can whizz round the court in double quick time!!!

Sunday, 6 February 2011

Chinese new year mask!

My mask
For  my homework I have to make a Chinese New Year mask. What do you think of the finished product? I'm pretty pleased with it. Please put your thoughts in a comment.


Nooka xxx

A joke I found online........

religionJewish Lady
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews.

The desk clerk looked down at his book and said: "Sorry, no room. The hotel is full."
The Jewish lady said: "But your sign says that you have vacancies."
The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly: "You know that we do not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town..."

Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeably and said: "I’ll have you know I converted to your religion."

The desk clerk said: "Oh, yeah, let me give you a little test. How was Jesus born?"

Mrs. Rosenberg replied: "He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little town called Bethlehem."

"Very good," replied the hotel clerk: "Tell me more."

Mrs. Rosenberg replied: "He was born in a manger."

"That’s right," said the hotel clerk. "And why was he born in a manger?"

Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly, "Because a jerk like you in the hotel wouldn’t give a Jewish lady a room for the night!"